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August 08 2017

Why is my cat a shitty alarm clock

seafoamplant:

me: starting a new thing, which character will be my favorite this time 

the worst one: hey

me: Ah,, there you are

August 07 2017

conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

okay but. my mom always called me calamity jane cause i was a MESS as a kid, always managing to get into weird scrapes. (Still am lmao)

so. seeing that makes me really happy??

August 06 2017

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kayinnasaki:

I don’t know what this is from but it’s the gayest start to a fight I’ve ever seen

new idea: hell chess

moonphanter:

shorthalt:

shorthalt:

  1. all the basic rules are the same like playstyle wise
  2. trash talking is encouraged
  3. you get as much time as you need but if you look away from the board your turn is over
  4. the referee is yelling everything like a sports announcer and you cannot complain
  5. you can take one of your pieces from the board and throw it at your opponents head but you sacrifice that piece
  6. you have to name the king and queen something

fun additives to make the game unique:

  • a. close your eyes and reach into a bag of about 48 chess pieces to pull out your sixteen pieces. whatever you get is what you play and you must follow the rules of those chess pieces. if you get four queens good luck. if you get no queens good luck
  • b. the referee can decide to throw in as many checkers pieces as a time as they please, as long as equal pieces are distributed to both players. the players are now not only playing chess but also checkers on the same board.

Since this has gotten so many notes I feel obligated to tell y'all that I’ve never played a game of chess in my life. I don’t. I don’t even know what a rook is.

@wonszu you game?

man i can’t believe they haven’t released the last two seasons of the muppet show. 

The brilliant poppy flaunts her head
Amidst the ripening grain,
And adds her voice to sell the song
That August’s here again
Helen M. Winslow (via macrolit )

cindersart:

trying to draw after not doing any art for a few days

August 05 2017

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deadlydoodles:

lankybrunettepartdeux:

I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic.

Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.

This is part of an arc where their house got broken into and they have to deal with the ensuing fallout.

Calvin and Hobbes was some real shit, my dude.

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YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

runcibility:

I FOUND MY PATRONUS ANIMAL! MEET…. THE SHAME-FACED CRAB

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JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE: 

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IT IS CLEARLY NERVOUS AROUND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING AND WAITING FOR SOMETHING BAD TO HAPPEN

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LOOK AT THEM AWKWARDLY SCUTTLING OUT OF A SOCIAL SITUATION: 

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LOOK AT THEM HARRUMPHING AT BEING TOLD ATTENDANCE AT A GATHERING IS MANDATORY:

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LOOK AT THEM BURROW AWAY FROM THEIR PROBLEMS, PRETENDING THEY DON’T EXIST: 

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I LOVE YOU, CRAB OF SHAME!

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brovitranduila:

Little doodles

Ah yes. The good ol depression back at it again. Time to sleep n chase it away.

Millennial luxury is:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

A car that’s only five years old and paid off

Either a decent apart that costs less than $500 a month or a small house that cost less than $115,000 with a reasonable mortgage

A fridge that’s at least half full with food that isn’t out of date

A bank account that not only isn’t overdrawn, but still has like ten bucks left over each month

No student loans

A job that pays well and provides insurance coverage

Hell, having insurance

Being able to pay bills without having an emotional breakdown

Not having to borrow money from your family

Really, the ability to live on your own

thelastvictorian:

atomicreactor:

writingpromptsforkate:

The villain gives their customary “join me and we can be great” speech. The hero accepts.

“Join me, and we could rule the world together! Hell, the UNIVERSE! Why, with my vision and your raw power, we could–”

“Okay.”

“… I’m… sorry?”

“Well I mean you should be, you’ve been acting like an ass this whole time, but whatever, okay. I’ll join you.”

“You– wha?”

“Well I already can’t use my powers to rescue a kitten from a tree without being eyeball deep in Should Supers Be Government Regulated discourse. And selective media coverage that makes me look like a prick. And have you seen the memes? I’m done.”

“I–”

“And I got a tooth knocked out in a fight last week but I don’t get dental coverage for this gig. Or, you know. Income of any kind, livable or not. But you own a multi-billion dollar evil corporation so I assume there’s benefits?”

“Yes. There’s… yes.”

“So whatever, I’m in. Evil’s my middle name, or something. What’s our plan?”

“…”

“Do you… what, do you not have a plan?”

“Honestly no, I really didn’t think you’d be on board, I– I’m not sure how to proceed from here.”

“Talk it out over drinks on you?”

“… deal.”

YES

August 04 2017

Buy seaofsimulation a Coffee.

elizacassan:

sea-of-simulation:

i’ll stop posting about such things soon im very sorry but here is an alternative to commissions only if ur interested ofc!!

hey im close to having money problems again and i need to buy new clothes as a lot of mine i had to throw out as they were damaged from being old, didnt fit, or shrunk from many washes over the years, i want to get some shirts which are like £4 each but spending money makes me incredibly anxious rn so im reblogging this again sorry

bigbybxdwolf:

petimetrek:

nerd-of-the-world:

Writer goals: Fanart based on your writings

Artist goals: Fanfics based on your drawings

My goals: Actually get the writing or the drawing done

Local tired queer nerd hates lawns and lawnmowing

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